The Official Jaxter Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Jaxter, A REAL GAMER!.  This site is awesome.    My name is Boran and I can't stop thinking about Jaxter!.  This guy is a flaming gamer; and by flaming gamer, I mean totally awesome gamer!

Facts:

1.    Jaxter is a mammal/clone/droid/wookie.

2.    Jaxter pawns noobs ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Jaxter is to kill noobs, flip out, and kill more gamers.

Weapons and gear:

              Computer                   Headset                 

His Easy Mac

Testimonial:

Jaxter can kill any noob he wants!  Jaxter plays old, crappy music ALL the time while he pawns and doesn't even think twice about it.  He is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that Jaxter was pawning Rebels at Hoth.  And when some dude called him a noob, Jaxter flipped out and killed every player.  My friend Y2J said that he saw Jaxter totally headshoot the entire IEF squad, twice!

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Jaxter has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will play more Billy Joel!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Jaxter is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. He is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Jaxter is fast, smooth, evil, strong, powerful, and a total gamer.  I can't wait to start playing Battlefield 2 in June.  I love Jaxter with all of my body (Excluding my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Jaxter?

A: Jaxter is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he's a flaming gamer who plays bad music, but on the other hand, he attracts women by the hundreds.

Q: I heard that Jaxter is always cruel or mean.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Jaxter can be mean (By playing Jimi Hendrix) OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does Jaxter do when he's not pawning noobs or listening to bad music?

A: Most of his free time is spent at his job at at the gym, but sometime he likes to go make websites for Boran.  (Ask Jon if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Y2J, flipping out and ready to shoot the noob next to him with his rocket launcher.

He's the co-leader of SL, which is bragable.

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